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Hey guys, I'm busy with work so I'm going to even slower with posting blog updates and it should ease the workload on me so I'll be able to post content at the quality that I usually work at, not half arsed Waterlulz Commentaries. I have getting complaints and I agree with them, they are shoddy at the moment. I blame my work load for that since I'm putting most of my time and effort into Media Studies and English Language coursework which are both massive pains in the arse. I'm not sure how this would go, perhaps I'll be slow on updating or not post at all. I do like blogging but it's going to the side for the moment.

So I'll errr be back in a bit then. Yeah?

- Mike

Waterlulz Road S6 EP17 - New Danger in Youth Culture - DAYTIME RAVES.

This week, Ronan and Finn planned to have a party at a "departed" and "unused" warehouse in order to get some girls (mainly Ronan scoring Vicki) and have a general laugh with each other. For some reason, they decided to have it straight after school, rather not at night when most parties usually happen. A party in the daytime? Ha, you Waterloo Road kids are living the dream. Ronan and Finn smuggled all the supplies in a rather Chuckle Brothers style and the party was set. To make it better, they found some alcohol under some covers which anyone else would realise that this superposed unused warehouse is playing host to something else

With teeth that white, does he use the same teeth whitening product as Richard Hammond? 

So the party kicked off and was going well. I was honestly waiting for the warehouse to suddenly crumble and injure and kill a load of people like what happened a few years ago on Neighbours (yes, I did watch that, don't judge) but instead, a gang of men turned up to question why everyone was drinking their alcohol and why girls bodies were on show. One man squared up to Sambuca who wasn't afraid of gruff men like him, but Finn wanted to look all tough and "hard" infront of her so he squared up to him, but thank God for Tom Clarkson, who stopped Finn getting battered (fish joke, ha) and single handily told the naughty gang to go away. Bravo. Other than the thug incident, the party went well; Finn and Sambuca kissed and made up, Ronan got some Vicki (made his pants sticki) and Janeece, the trendy mother she is, had a good time.

After his previous saving the day attempts and man handling bad guys, I think he should have his own spin off series where he quits teaching and becomes a renegade police detective, with a shiny Audi and could have Josh as his wise cracklin' side kick. This has to happen for reals. Don't steal my idea, TV people.

Looks like Amy and Lauren have been watching a load of Madonna music videos.

Cesca has officially been knocked up by ridiculously white teethed Jonah Kirby, who almost stupidly everyone told who he got prego at the daytime rave. He plans to now quit school and get a full time job because he thinks that changing nappies and looking after your missus is better than getting an education. His job search was found out by his sister, Ruth, who's appearance came so out of the blue, you'll be forgiven if you didn't know she was. He's determined to drop school for his missus in order to provide for her, which you could call gentlemen like, but is she really worth it? With a oh-la-la body like that, it is.

Yay! The Hodge/Bex/Jess storyline has ended! Bex was back with that Hodge bloke in order to stop any footage of Jess being uploaded to his lovely site. Jess told Karen and Chris that she's met her and wants to bring her back so Jess meets Hodge and he tries her away, much to the disapproval of Karen, who really should of chased the pair by car rather than a frantic run. She was taken to their pad and instead of saying bye to Bex, she was going to star in a non-family friendly movie. Bex managed to get text Karen Hodge's address in which Karen and Chris raced over to and found Jess lying on a bed. "He's taken her. I couldn't stop him" she uttered. Well, if you shagged him, I think you would of stopped him for a couple of minutes. But actually, he and Bex didn't get that far and only got to a bridge where Bex vented at him and good thing she did that since some nice Policemen popped up and took him away. Pretty dramatic. Even had knock off Requiem for a Dream music in the background, now that's what you need for a cheap drama scene.

Also, well done to BBC iPlayer for cocking up the preview image for the episode:

Waterloo Road S6 EP16 - Sex(y) Bex

Finally! We find out about Bex’s past and it wasn't something that the family would approve of. She was revealed to be an amateur pornstar, opening her legs for money for her and so Hodge wouldn't show her family her new job. This stunning revelation was discovered by Wayne who's the definition of a sexist pig; he's mental and obsessed about women's jugs and genitalia who casually strolls around with one hand on his phone flicking through porn and his other hand on his you-what-what.

Harry's bulimia is returning, then.

After a random search on a site, he stumbled upon Bex stretching and doing suggestive poses on a bed and immediately showed his buddies and eventually everyone after making posters of her doing a seductive pose in some lacy undies. Finn being the good boy he is now, tried to stop this video being leaked and it did. To Tom and Karen. Oh very dear. However Karen was supportive of her daughter, determined that this Hodge will be taken down for child abuse, but Bex isn't able to go through it due to those painful memories, unsurprising really, I wouldn't want to be shagged by a man with the knowledge that many horny teenagers will be jerking off to it.

This sudden revelation couldn't of happened on any other day on Head Captain election day with Bex running against Jonah who too has a dirty secret. Who knows, her campaign slogan could "Vote for me, complimentary handjobs for all". Bex and Jess were being honest, just handing out fliers with "Vote Bex", but she might as well used her poses in lingerie as her campaign flyer as it was likely to boost votes and male erections. However, Ronan's grand idea to get Jonah the win was to photoshop his head onto a muscular body, presumably Taylor Lautner, famous for having more screentime topless than time having clothes on. People were impressed, but not everyone wants to see Jonah's photoshopped body, but his actual policy. 

What was wrong with a "Yes We Can" campaign, Jonah? 

Bex won the contest after a powerful speech from her mother and herself (Wayne should get a thank you card ) but she's unable to take up her new role as she's back having unwanted sex with Hodge in order to prevent the footage of Jess riding his disco stick being uploaded onto the internet. Awww, that's family love right there. 


By default, Jonah gets the Head Pupil role. I bet Cesca loves a boy with authority. The morally wrong couple continued their awkward scenes this week with both anxious, especially Cesca and as Wayne suggested to Finn about Sambuca, maybe "she needs a good seeing to". They manage to resolve their issues and agree to act like a proper couple, still being secret but that's not going to last long in dramaland. To prove how serious she is, she's given notorious womaniser Tom Clarkson the slip by semi telling him the truth that she's getting serious with someone. Poor Tom. His womanising charms only seem to work on staff members and he's not got a lot of choice other than Adanna and Karen. Definition of scraping the barrel. 

Funnily enough, this episode centred on sexism and porn aired a day after International Women Day.

Last week reformed bad boy Finn Sharkly took the reins of being Denzil's mentor, angering Sambuca, Rochdale's answer to Kristen Dunst. He wasn't really doing himself any favours when she appeared at the wrong time, getting the wrong end of the stick as he was seen to showing Denzil some porn. Sambuca is annoyed about Finn and constantly keeps whinging how bad Finn is, but Amy and Lauren saw something; she fancied him in a love/hate way. Weird, I know. Sambuca realised that she was in the wrong and they kissed and made up (literally) and good on them. Denzil however didn't seem too pleased, it being played for comedy, he could of put his arms up in the air and pulled a sigh face.

Waterlulz Road S6 EP15: The Penny Drops for Karen

Karen has been in charge of the dump since the start of Series 6 and proved to be popular with most fans, with some undecided and the followers of the Rachel Mason cult didn't really like her because she obviously wasn't Rachel and she didn't spend her time being a superhero for a single character who was likely to bugger off after that episode.

So it was all about Harry v Karen this episode with everyone banging on at Harry that he's currently failing his grades and if he keeps at this level, he'll fail school, have no job, get on drugs, have no house and generally fail at everything. He puts it down to his mother's ethnics and how arrogant she is including not letting him see his dad (is he still in t'Corrie land?), but she's having no bad talk about her so he keeps telling him to shut up. In order to stir some drama, the little scamp stole Karen's phone and used it to frighten and infuriate staff members by sending emails of "You're not very good at your job" (hence why they work at Waterloo Road) and "Come to my office for a verbal spanking".

Harry's Ninja skills at work here.

As long term fans would know, Grantly likes to pull the Teacher's union card whenever he gets upset on something and this was no different. He called for a union rep to get Karen at least suspended for these emails. This set up an event in the corridor to let everyone vent about Karen believing that it was fine to do so considering she had apparently sent these emails. Two wrongs don't make a right etc etc. Grantly and Ruby did have a lunchtime "date" together to which made Ruby nervous after Janeece suggesting that Grantly fancied her. To be fair to Janeece, anyone could of said that when there's blatant chemistry together with their book swaps and comedy scenes. Plus John isn't about so they can do whatever the bloody hell they want to, as long as they're being discreet about it.

Discreet did I say? Cesca and Jonah are going to need to look that word up in the dictionary after Harry's antics did cause a bit of tension between Cesca and Jonah (not that sort) when Cesca received an email about an certain "incident" and blimey, if Cesca and Jonah had come out then, Harry probably would of got a pat on the back for that one. Funny how them nearly getting found out made them even less secretive with their conversations being in the art room that's funnily enough always empty (No Kim, that's why), the bike shed and even bonking in the cleaning cupboard. Next weeks episode: Cesca and Jonah have a session in the school library with Jonah putting his hand on her throat to feel how the Spanish moan their pleasure.

It all got resolved after Harry owned to the emails and she wasn't too pleased about her son being her unofficial messenger. Harry had another "You're a controlling person, you don't listen" rant, Karen finally realised that she's not exactly been the best of mothers or Headteacher, so apologised to everyone and even had a mother/son bonding moment on the stairs and went out for pizza, the obvious choice when peace making.

Karen Fisher angry - What a surprise.

I think the problem with Karen is that she's elitist and ignorant. Being the big cheese means that she's all powerful over the students and staff making her opinion more important than whatever someone says and thinks making her understandably a hate figure. You know, someone talks to you and you know that they're talking to you but you're not really listening because you're wondering what's for dinner tonight. Also if we're getting picky at her, I don't like her voice. I mean come on, everytime she says "What is this?" she sounds like she's trembling and about to cry.

Segregation between girls and boys looks even more doomed after this week with the girls continuing to embarrass the boys in class results. A plan to get the boys looking brilliant and marvellous was running as a smart arse businessman visited the school to do a business enterprise which was essentially just a diet  Dragons Den. It all seemed to go all tits up when Kyle Haystack's great idea to recycle sewage water back into the kitchens for re-use was meet with the same reaction as watching The Human Centipede for the first time. It also got stormed by a load of girls who were whining over being left out but all they think of was a dating website as if there wasn't already a load of those ALREADY.

Tom uses the "Actions speak louder than words" approach when judging Kyle's idea.

In a twist to the Bex v Hodge storyline, Jess stupidly agreed to meet up with him despite the obvious freakouts everytime he was mentioned or when his Hodge radar was beeping. She found out that he was an alright bloke and a bit of a charmer, so of course it felt right to book a hotel room and have a Night in Paris session. However, next week we'll find out about Bex's mysterious absence and what this means for her and Jess. I'm not really fussed unless I manage to get a copy of the sexy business.