Looks Like Someone Needs To Learn What Irony Is

Oh Sammy. After a long summer of transfer talk and uncertainty, you rumoured to be off to Manchester City or even Manchester United, you had to come out and angrily tweet that.  Deary me, lad. You're angry at what most Arsenal fans think of you when months back, we were happily chanting your name while dancing around defences, showing off how beneficial those dance classes were as a child. Ever wondered why the fans have turned on you? Let's investigate.

First off, contract negotiations. You're refusing to sign a contract extension. You want more money and not backing down from that. You're earning £90,000 a week, French fry. My parents' annual salaries are far from that. You want £110,000 a week with a deal like Cesc Fabregas? Hold on, didn't you just have one good spell last season and after Christmas was fairly average? Do you really think you deserve more money? Of course you do, you're fuelled on money probably. You probably need a few more £20 notes to tie to your money duvet or another Ferrari because someone farted in your current car.

 Still, can't hate you for your tweets.

We've had this sort of treatment from Adebayor and he was once a fan favourite, but now if you were to ask someone what he/she thinks of the man, a swear word or two will be used. Remember your old friend Gallas? He was once a favourite, but now resides in Tottenham and will be forever jeered because of his unwise career move. You'll be heading down the same path as him if you seal a deal with a rival club. To use the chants as an excuse from a move away from the club is not only disgraceful, but shows how you're a bit dim. The reason why a section of fans were chanting *that* was because of your behaviour of the summer, with you unwilling to commit your future to the team. You have created the hole you're in and you shouldn't be surprised at the fans' reaction.

A great take on an already fan favourite chant.

At least your timing was spot on. On the day Fabregas was presented as a Barcelona player, kissing the badge to an adoring audience and fan favourite Eboue on the brink of leaving, your tweet made us fans quite angry. A lot more mad since we're all emotional seeing Fabregas in a Barcelona shirt, so your tweet did little to cheer up pessimistic fans. To come out with that tweet, you've dug yourself deeper in your hole. Closer to the exit. Another superstar lost due to greed. *Sigh*.

If you're an Arsenal player, show it. Show us why we shouldn't call you a See you Next Tuesday. We will always get behind the team because we will support Arsenal whatever state the club is in. If you want the respect and love you crave, pass some of the same over to the fans. It's as simple as that. State your commitment to the cause, sign on the dotted line and repay us with your fabulous football technique and maybe, we'll start the lovely positive chants again.

Nanana nanananananananana nananananananan Nasriiii Nasriii, Samir Nasriii

But at the end of the day, don't worry Samir. If you're upset with the fans' chants, call your special friend and he'll comfort you. He'll come and he'll cradle you in his arms, listen to your problems and wash them away. Chamakh, time to get that baby oil.