Waterloo Road S6 EP16 - Sex(y) Bex

Finally! We find out about Bex’s past and it wasn't something that the family would approve of. She was revealed to be an amateur pornstar, opening her legs for money for her and so Hodge wouldn't show her family her new job. This stunning revelation was discovered by Wayne who's the definition of a sexist pig; he's mental and obsessed about women's jugs and genitalia who casually strolls around with one hand on his phone flicking through porn and his other hand on his you-what-what.

Harry's bulimia is returning, then.

After a random search on a site, he stumbled upon Bex stretching and doing suggestive poses on a bed and immediately showed his buddies and eventually everyone after making posters of her doing a seductive pose in some lacy undies. Finn being the good boy he is now, tried to stop this video being leaked and it did. To Tom and Karen. Oh very dear. However Karen was supportive of her daughter, determined that this Hodge will be taken down for child abuse, but Bex isn't able to go through it due to those painful memories, unsurprising really, I wouldn't want to be shagged by a man with the knowledge that many horny teenagers will be jerking off to it.

This sudden revelation couldn't of happened on any other day on Head Captain election day with Bex running against Jonah who too has a dirty secret. Who knows, her campaign slogan could "Vote for me, complimentary handjobs for all". Bex and Jess were being honest, just handing out fliers with "Vote Bex", but she might as well used her poses in lingerie as her campaign flyer as it was likely to boost votes and male erections. However, Ronan's grand idea to get Jonah the win was to photoshop his head onto a muscular body, presumably Taylor Lautner, famous for having more screentime topless than time having clothes on. People were impressed, but not everyone wants to see Jonah's photoshopped body, but his actual policy. 

What was wrong with a "Yes We Can" campaign, Jonah? 

Bex won the contest after a powerful speech from her mother and herself (Wayne should get a thank you card ) but she's unable to take up her new role as she's back having unwanted sex with Hodge in order to prevent the footage of Jess riding his disco stick being uploaded onto the internet. Awww, that's family love right there. 


By default, Jonah gets the Head Pupil role. I bet Cesca loves a boy with authority. The morally wrong couple continued their awkward scenes this week with both anxious, especially Cesca and as Wayne suggested to Finn about Sambuca, maybe "she needs a good seeing to". They manage to resolve their issues and agree to act like a proper couple, still being secret but that's not going to last long in dramaland. To prove how serious she is, she's given notorious womaniser Tom Clarkson the slip by semi telling him the truth that she's getting serious with someone. Poor Tom. His womanising charms only seem to work on staff members and he's not got a lot of choice other than Adanna and Karen. Definition of scraping the barrel. 

Funnily enough, this episode centred on sexism and porn aired a day after International Women Day.

Last week reformed bad boy Finn Sharkly took the reins of being Denzil's mentor, angering Sambuca, Rochdale's answer to Kristen Dunst. He wasn't really doing himself any favours when she appeared at the wrong time, getting the wrong end of the stick as he was seen to showing Denzil some porn. Sambuca is annoyed about Finn and constantly keeps whinging how bad Finn is, but Amy and Lauren saw something; she fancied him in a love/hate way. Weird, I know. Sambuca realised that she was in the wrong and they kissed and made up (literally) and good on them. Denzil however didn't seem too pleased, it being played for comedy, he could of put his arms up in the air and pulled a sigh face.